Frankenstein Gives You Donuts

Today, I drove by a donut shop that had a poster of Frankenstein holding up a platter of donuts. Like for your Halloween party, you should order a platter of donuts for your esteemed guests, who will include Frankenstein, if you're lucky. Actually, I don't know what would make a person luckier: if they met Frankenstein or if they met a platter of donuts.

Of course, my Halloween inspiration comes from one of the few celebrities of stage and screen I resemble: